"uh yeah hi, i'd like one of each of these..."
"i'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of those two...
they were only produced in limited quantities (1 ea.)"
"oh, ok. um, i'll have to call you back...i gotta talk to my wife. we really had our hearts set on those two."
"ok sir, well i can assure you that our master kid-maker (God) will make you one that i'm sure you will love because it was made just for you."
"oh right...that's a good point. ok, i'll take two of the master kid-maker's special of the day."
"ok, give us about nine months and you can pick up your first child at the emergency room window."
"nine months! what is the guy making the kid from scratch in there?"
"actually, he will knit it together in your wife's womb."
"seriously? wellllll, i'm gonna have to give you a call back...i should probably talk to her about that first. she might not want to do that just yet. how late are you open?"
"we never close."
"oh great, ok then i'll give you a call back after we make a decision."
"ok, thanks for calling kid-makers, have a great day!"
"thanks, you too."
"tootaloo."
"take luck."
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
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this might just be the most special and lovely thing i've ever read. masterful. filled with all things i love about you, your creativity, your view of life.
i treasure you!
(and p.s. that order you are considering? your wife turns cleaning supplies to "off". she buys yogart and grapes. she loves with excitement and personality and kindness and selflessness ...even at 5:30am. you know to dilute juice 50/50. you save special cars. you take special trips. you sing special songs. you love in a special way that shows you care more about the inside than the outside.
you two are more prepaired than you think you are. :)
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