Thursday, September 4, 2008

poop turd

i am tired of smelling other people's poop
i know it's a bodily waste product and everyone has some
but i'm tired of it

today i walked into the bathroom at work
and just by the smell
knew who was in the stall next to me
i recognized the smell of his poop!!
don't get me wrong
i know it's a bathroom and not a rose garden
but i'm tired of it

my wife i can handle
dude i work with who leaves hair on the seat
from his hairy butt crack
i'm done with it

1 comment:

Katie @ Loves of Life said...

That sort of makes me vomit in my mouth a little...ha. I have to say, my dad used to call an old employee (who I seriously doubt you would even know) "Pepper Butt"....for the same reasons you are saying. Ewwww ew ew.